1. Dear SF,
Is there ever going to be no traffic on the streets?
2. Dear SF,
I feel claustrophobic!! Help!
3. Dear SF,
OMG! There's so many restaurants. I must be in food heaven. *Dies from happiness*
4. Dear SF,
Why are there so many strange people on the streets. I don't get it. I guess considering the number of people on the streets there would be a higher incidence of having weird people, but still...
5. Dear SF,
I don't even know what half the buildings are... Why aren't there nice big signs posted outside each building?
6. Dear SF,
You know your dining experience is going to be good when your your straw wrapper is shaped like a rose and your rice comes in the shape of a heart. Best Thai food ever. Thanks for such a delightful lunch.
7. Dear SF,
You know that feeling you get when you're about to leave from somewhere that you have been staying for a couple of days? It's like you're homesick for a place that's not your home? Yeah, I have that feeling.
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| I will miss you SF! |
8. Dear SF,
I didn't like you at first, but you grew on me. Good to know we have a typical relationship.
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| Clearly not love at first sight |
9. Dear SF,
Why is everything so expensive? The tea I normally pay $3 for is so much more expensive here. Why is that? I just want my tea without added expenses. Is that too much to ask for? Also, a breakfast buffet for $23? Really? You should know, I'm a poor college student. I can't afford it. Do you want me to die from starvation?
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| Money leaving my pocket... why is everything so expensive?? |
10. Dear SF,
I don't think I could live with you. I watched Sherlock Holmes last night and the cab driver was a murderer. Now I can't take a cab anywhere, ever. This is going to be a problem... I can't possibly drive in SF without having a heart attack and I get too confused with public transportation. What am I supposed to do to get around SF? I don't want to be stranded in one place, but I also don't want to go out by myself because my sense of direction is useless. I could be lost for weeks.
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| That should really say "potential murderer" but I realized it too late and now I'm too lazy to go back and change it. |
11. Dear SF,
I never once saw any police car. What was that about? Are you that good that you don't need the police? Really?
This was hilariooous!!!
ReplyDeleteYou totally made fun of hobos. How do you sleep at night? The audacity!
ReplyDeleteI sleep at night very peacefully actually. lol. I wasn't making fun of them. I'm just saying that there were a lot of abnormal people there. But then again, there are a lot of abnormal people here too. lol.
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